so today when eating my burger, some guy came up to me and was like “i like the way you eat that burger.” not in a creepy way, in a very light tone not trying to come onto me, just trying to compliment me?
i was like “…???”
i guess he noticed what he said and got flustered trying to find a way to make it sound more flattering???? so he said: like you close your eyes, and are intense about it…like you’re ferocious about it??? like uhm, it looks like a good burger